As promised in yesterday’s post, here is the ChatGPT version of the celebrity wrestling match… Enjoy!
Please write an epic, thrilling, electrifying tag team wrestling match for the “Slammin’ Celebrity Wrestling” show . The match features The Brits vs The Lips. The team of The Brits include Emma Watson and Simone Ashley, while The Lips feature Beyonce and Billie Eilish. Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay, who tend to talk in food metaphors, give colorful commentary all throughout the match. They are very excited to watch these 4 beautiful talented women battle each other in a hair pulling, clothes shredding, no holds barred anything can happen, “Tables, Ladders and Chairs” match. They introduce the two teams and continue commenting on the wrestling match. Be very descriptive about their ring entrance, their physical description and how the combat moves are performed. Write 2000 words.
(I thought for sure that ChatGPT was going to give the accursed content warning, but it didn’t.)
The arena is pulsing with energy as the crowd roars with excitement. The lights dim, and the beat of the music echoes throughout the stadium. Suddenly, the stage is flooded with light, and the crowd erupts in cheers as The Brits make their entrance.
Simone Ashley and Emma Watson stride confidently to the ring, dressed in matching red and blue spandex suits adorned with the Union Jack. Their hair is tied up in tight braids, and their eyes are focused on the ring ahead. Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay are already hyping up the crowd with their commentary as The Brits make their way down the ramp.
Guy Fieri exclaims, “These two are a force to be reckoned with! The Brits are bringing their A-game tonight, and I can’t wait to see them in action!”
Gordon Ramsay nods in agreement. “And don’t forget about their opponent’s The Lips! They’re not going down without a fight, that’s for sure!”
As The Brits climb into the ring, the lights dim once more, and the audience begins to murmur in anticipation. Suddenly, the arena is illuminated with a bright pink glow, and Beyonce and Billie Eilish make their grand entrance.
The Lips are dressed in matching neon pink and black outfits, complete with fishnet stockings and high heeled boots. The crowd goes wild as the two women strut down the ramp, their hips swaying with each step.
Guy Fieri can’t help but comment on their outfits, “Looks like The Lips are here to make a statement with those outfits! But will they be able to back it up in the ring?”
Gordon Ramsay nods in agreement, “Let’s see if they have the moves to match the style.”
As The Lips enter the ring, the referee explains the rules, and the match begins. The four women circle each other, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike.
The Brits make the first move as Simone Ashley charges forward, attempting to tackle Billie Eilish. But Eilish is quick on her feet and jumps out of the way, causing Ashley to crash into the turnbuckle. Eilish then goes for a clothesline on Emma Watson, but Watson ducks and responds with a dropkick, sending Eilish crashing to the mat.
The Lips quickly recover, and Beyonce grabs a steel chair from under the ring. She charges towards Simone Ashley, but Ashley quickly dodges the attack and snatches the chair from Beyonce’s grip. She then whips the chair into Beyonce’s stomach, causing her to drop to her knees.
Guy Fieri is loving the action. “This is what I’m talking about! These women aren’t holding back at all!”
Gordon Ramsay nods in agreement. “But they need to be careful with those weapons. They could do some serious damage!”
Meanwhile, Emma Watson has climbed up a ladder outside the ring and is perched on the top rope. She takes a deep breath before launching herself off the ladder and onto Billie Eilish, who is lying on the ground. The impact sends Eilish reeling, and she rolls out of the ring, clutching her side.
The Brits have the upper hand, but The Lips aren’t giving up that easily. Beyonce is back on her feet and charges towards Ashley, tackling her to the mat. She then grabs the ladder and positions it in the center of the ring.
Guy Fieri yells, “Things are about to get even more intense, folks!”
Gordon Ramsay adds, “This is where strategy comes into play. Who will be the first to climb that ladder and claim victory?”
As Beyonce climbs the ladder, Simone Ashley quickly recovers and
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rushes towards her, trying to knock her off. The two women exchange blows at the top of the ladder, with the crowd on the edge of their seats. Suddenly, Beyonce gains the upper hand and pushes Ashley off the ladder, sending her crashing to the mat below.
But as Beyonce reaches for the belt, Emma Watson comes out of nowhere, hitting her with a steel chair. Beyonce falls off the ladder, and the belt falls to the ground.
Gordon Ramsay exclaims, “That was a close one! The Lips almost had it, but The Brits are not giving up without a fight!”
Guy Fieri adds, “This is what tag team wrestling is all about! These women are giving it their all, and the crowd is eating it up!”
As the match continues, the women take turns using tables, ladders, and chairs as weapons, with each blow causing the crowd to cheer even louder. The match is a back-and-forth battle, with neither team gaining a clear advantage.
Finally, after a grueling twenty minutes, Emma Watson climbs the ladder and grabs the belt, securing the victory for The Brits.
The crowd erupts in cheers as The Brits celebrate their hard-fought victory, while The Lips look dejected in defeat. Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay are on their feet, applauding the efforts of all four women.
Gordon Ramsay exclaims, “That was one of the best tag team matches I’ve ever seen! These women put on an incredible show!”
Guy Fieri nods in agreement, “I couldn’t have said it better myself! The Brits and The Lips gave it their all tonight, and they should all be proud of what they accomplished!”
As the women exit the ring, the crowd continues to cheer, grateful for the electrifying performance they just witnessed. It was a night they would never forget, and one that would go down in history as one of the greatest tag team wrestling matches of all time.
That was written with the basic ChatGPT. I’m still a bit hesitant to pay for it. As much fun as it is to try and jailbreak it, it would still be better if it wasn’t so censored in the first place. Maybe they could make different tiers available based on content type and have it similar to movie or TV ratings… $20/month gets you G – PG13, $40/month lets you use it for more content that would normally receive an R, or NC-17 etc rating with minimal censoring.
Right now, I feel like a combination of ChatGPT, and Sudowrite is the way to go. Use ChatGPT for as much as you can and then use Sudowrite for what OpenAI won’t allow. I still need to actually check out some of the other options and see how they respond.